December 7, 2010

seriously i don’t know how we get any work done.

R: blah blah blah

Yen: yadah yadah yadah

Yen: acff acff acff acff  [short for assclownf**kface]

R: wow

R: that’s pretty intense

Yen: i had broccoli for lunch!!

R: raw?

Yen: m-waved

R: m-waved

R: nice

R: was it as gross as i imagine?

R: Elaine: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisk, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.

Jerry: But you yada yada’d over the best part.

Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisk.

Yen: haha

Yen: isn’t it bisque though


R: probably

R: i didn’t write the internets, linger

R: i just ctrl-c, ctrl-v

Yen: GAH

Yen: i wanna go home

R: i need a major attitude adjustment

Yen: oh god this is not good. the most productive thing i did today was cook my vegetables

R: http://tv.gawker.com/5707787/jon-stewart-mocks-fox-news-gretchen-carlson-for-her-war-on-christmas-outrage

Yen: http://tv.gawker.com/5705421/jon-stewart-deconstructs-sarah-palins-twitter-personality

R: http://gawker.com/5707815/what-hell-sounds-like-all-of-billy-joels-hits-played-at-the-same-time

Yen: haha she’s like an american confucius

Yen: ok that was jarring

R: did you listen to the whole thing?

Yen: i couldn’t

Yen: good lord

R: me neither

R: i listened for about 4 seconds

R: i miss the beiber song

Yen: haha

R: i think it’s on my laptop

R: i can send you a copy

Yen: no it’s ok

Yen: who is this gretchen carlson

Yen: oh my god how insufferable

R: Fox & Friends

R: America’s finest TV

Yen: how do you spell alpacka

R: alpaca

Yen: are they the same as llamas

R: not really sure

R: i’m sure google knows

Yen: like lorenzo lamas?

R: yeah

R: all three are basically the same thing

Yen: i knew that’s why they looked so familiar. all were on falcon crest

R: yup

Yen: omg he has a reality show called leave it to lamas

R: http://www.newson6.com/Global/story.asp?S=13607760

R: he does, doesn’t he

R: what could that possible be like?

Yen: wtf

Yen: grossss and grosser

R: Someday, far far in the future, it will be a but a mere footnote in “The Rise and Fall of America”

Yen: lamas or tulsa

R: both, i suppose


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